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Happy Thanksgiving 2020 Funny Collection
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Happy Thanksgiving Funny Quotes
Thanksgiving is a moment for us to thank everything we got in the whole year especially. Time and moment got from our family, friends and other people also thankful. To participate this Day, you can tell Funny, memorable quotes to make the party more enjoyable. So, we’re giving you some Funny Quotes of Thanksgiving Day 2020.
- Thanksgiving – when the people who are the most thankful are the ones who didn’t have to cook. – Melanie White
- Archaeologists 10,000 years from now will believe this was a sacred feast where gravy boats were worshipped.
- Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not a coincidence. – Erma Bombeck
- I’m looking forward to seeing pie this Thanksgiving more than members of my own family.
- I like football. I find it an exciting strategic game. It’s a great way to avoid conversations with your family on Thanksgiving. – Craig Ferguson
- Thanksgiving is the day men start getting in shape … to play Santa Claus. – Melanie White
- My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.
I don’t eat pumpkin pie. It’s made from the guts of jack-o-lanterns, and that’s just spooky. – Melanie White
- You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out.
- On this Thanksgiving day, let us be grateful that we were not born turkeys.
- We’re having something different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we’re having a swan. You get more stuffing.
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Happy Thanksgiving 2020 Jokes & Comics
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Josh: Why did the farmer run a steamroller over his potato field on Thanksgiving Day?
Josh: He wanted to raise mashed potatoes.
Charles: What is a turkey’s favorite dessert?
Mary: I haven’t a clue.
Charles: Peach gobbler!
Danny: Why did the cranberries turn red?
Jake: Beats me.
Danny: Because they saw the turkey dressing!
Luke: What did the turkey say to the computer?
Luke: “Google, google, google.”
Caleb: What key has legs and can’t open doors?
Caleb: A turkey.
Leighton: What sound does a limping turkey make?
Zach: I give up!
Leighton: “Wobble, wobble!”
Pedro: I was going to serve sweet potatoes with Thanksgiving dinner, but I sat on them.
Westy: What are you serving now?
- “What side dish do you bring for Thanksgiving dinner when you accidentally sat on the sweet potatoes?” “Squash casserole.”
- “If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?” “Pilgrims.”
- “Why didn’t the pilgrim want to make the bread?” “It’s a crummy job.”
- “What do you a call the age of a pilgrim?” “Pilgrimage.”
- “Knock knock!” “Who’s there?” “Don.” “Don who?” “Don eat all the gravy, I want some more.”
- “What role do green beans play in Thanksgiving dinner?” “The casserole.”
- “What’s Frankenstein’s favourite Thanksgiving dish?” “Monster mash potatoes and grave-y.”
- “What’s a turkey’s favourite dessert?” “Peach gobbler!”
- “Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?” “It had 24 carrots.”
- “What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?” “A harvest.”
- “Why didn’t the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?” “There was no thyme!”
- “What’s a turkey’s favourite Thanksgiving food?” “Nothing—it’s already stuffed.”
- “Which holiday is Dracula’s favourite?” “Fangs-giving.”
- “What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?” “The turkey trot.”
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